Sirius Black

[Hexed to Black family members]

Which one of you fuckers did it? I want to know right the fuck now who took Marlene's kid.

The Ministry's got a bloody-well mess to clean up, haven't they? Maybe now people might start listening to me when I say Riddle is a mad man and not me.

( Hexed to Severus )

I guess all of the drinking caught up with me because I've been a mess the last couple of days, though what else is new?

There are still werewolves outside the house, which really only serves as an amusement to myself and nothing more. Really, you'd think they could do a bit better if they wanted me that badly.

( Hexed to Harry Potter )

I'd say that's a ravishingly handsome picture of me in the daily prophet! Thank you, Black family, for providing one to the Daily Prophet of my good side.

( Hexed to Order members/supporters )

( Hexed to Harry Potter )

Ahhhh. I love lazy days. There's nothing like them, really. The only thing that is missing from this scenario is a lovely lady laying right here next to me.

( Hexed to the Order of the Phoenix plus Hermione )
( Hexed to Andromeda )
( Hexed to Dorcas )

Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort. VOLDEMORT.

So, everyone knows that this Tom Riddle bloke is an extremely sadistic Dark Lord, right? Goes by the name of Voldemort, he does. Pretty sure he doesn't like being right hand man to anyone, especially Grindelwald.

[this text was only up for 20 or so minutes before being blotted out.]

( Hexed to the Order of the Phoenix )

( Sirius Black )